I don't have kids, I have parents
It's weird the way life goes full circle. Thirty years ago it was those two who made sure my sister and I were taken care of and now that is what she and I do when my parents come for a visit.
I lay in a deep coma this morning at 8:00 a.m., physically exhausted from the amount of marathon cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, reorganizing, washing, drying I did in preparation for the parental visit. A bearded face kisses my cheek and then says, "In this morning's New York Times there's a clue for a Rolling Stones' song that has the word 'sugar' in it."
Without opening my eyes or moving a single inch from the carefully crafted wind tunnel I create with electric fans and squishy pillows, I reply, "Brown Sugar, Dad" and steal another 20 minutes of sleep before I officially wake up to two fully-engaged, well-caffeinated parents who are ready to start the day.
I always say I wish I could channel the energy of a three-year-old during drag-ass days, but I will have to make an addendum. I also wish I could channel the energy of my parents.
(Post script: I didn't even realize the double meaning of 'Brown Sugar' until Waddy pointed it out -- weird!)
I lay in a deep coma this morning at 8:00 a.m., physically exhausted from the amount of marathon cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, reorganizing, washing, drying I did in preparation for the parental visit. A bearded face kisses my cheek and then says, "In this morning's New York Times there's a clue for a Rolling Stones' song that has the word 'sugar' in it."
Without opening my eyes or moving a single inch from the carefully crafted wind tunnel I create with electric fans and squishy pillows, I reply, "Brown Sugar, Dad" and steal another 20 minutes of sleep before I officially wake up to two fully-engaged, well-caffeinated parents who are ready to start the day.
I always say I wish I could channel the energy of a three-year-old during drag-ass days, but I will have to make an addendum. I also wish I could channel the energy of my parents.
(Post script: I didn't even realize the double meaning of 'Brown Sugar' until Waddy pointed it out -- weird!)
Comments
: )
You have an awesome family. But, you already knew that.
Have you seen the preview for the movie about crosswords? You should be in it. You and your sister.
I predict Audrey Bean will have some funny dad stories to tell when she goes live with her very own blog.
: )
Waddy -- You were pregnant in the dream.