If I never heard ___________again, the world would be a better place

1. Soul Patrol -- I am glad that another Birmingham-native has won "American Idol," but the name of Taylor Hicks' fanbase is lame considering the core of that group lives in the suburbs and drives kid tanks with 'W' stickers on the back.

2. Anything concerning Paris Hilton or her stupid little dog

3. Any coverage of the Natalee Hollaway case that is not directly connected to the investigation of her disappearance. I am sorry for her family, but damn, enough is enough already. I know everyone in Mountain Brook is shocked that something bad has happened in their exclusive neighborhood, but it's not page one news anymore.

4. Songs: Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" and James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" -- Barry Manilow can rest easy knowing that sappy piano songs are back and in full force. I have an automatic hatred for songs that I can't get away from and "Bad Day" was played every single time someone was voted off "Idol". Hearing these songs makes me want to break out a Ben Folds CD in retailiation.

5. The expression "It is what it is." -- what the hell does that mean? nothing that's what

(Come on fellow cynics and smart asses. What five things could you never hear again that would make your world a better place? Give it up!)




Comments

Christina said…
I don't like hearing V-E-T.
But phrases I do like include T-R-E-A-T and W-A-L-K.
Still not sure why my humans have to spell everything but hey, whatever keeps them entertained ...

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