Things you don't hear said often in Alabama:



"Dale who?"

"What's the big deal about SEC football?"

"I can't believe that political candidate had his pastor in that television commercial. What about the separation between church and state?"

"My iced tea is too sweet."

"I'm not shopping at that Piggly Wiggly again. They don't have wheat bread or a large enough ethnic foods section."

"Where's Wal-Mart?"

"Have you seen my PETA t-shirt?"

"Hey, let's go to transgendered atheist night at the VFW."

"Can I substitute tofu for pork?"

"Does Bear Bryant really deserve his own museum?"







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Brooks Brown said…
It's a real place -- just 30 or so miles from Birmingham.
7:16 AM
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