Move over baby fever. After seeing "Napoleon Dynamite" I think I want a llama. Those eyelashes are so sweet. Poor Tina, she didn't deserve having her dinner thrown at her that way! I wish I could adopt her.
I have been looking for a benefactor to donate a million dollars or so, so I can buy a small farm out in the country. Where I can bring all the cats and kittens too from all the humane shelters in the state and let them live out their lives. Naturally I will have all the females spayed. So if you know someone that is a cat lover but does not have the time or patience for the care but has a need for a charitable contribution, the send them myway.
One of my favorite movie lines is "Here Tina! Eat Your food you fat lard!" Don't ask me how many times I have watched this movie at YW sleepovers in the past year! It was created and produced entirely by BYU students (the cinematographer, Munn Powell, was a very good friend of mine in college--he had the coolest wedding annoucement i have ever seen--he turned out to be one of the "OLDER" people on the film crew).
that is very cool that you have an inside scoop on this jamie. i should have guessed it was produced by BYU film students. one of my good friends from my old newspaper job was a BYU film student and this movie reminds me so much of his humor.
mojo why don't you hit up richard scrushy? he knows all about offshore property since he owns an estate in peru and he needs to do some more charitable work with all his millions seeing as he got away with shady business dealings galore.
It's hard to believe the Gulf Coast is being threatened so soon. Is Mother Nature angry with us? I wonder if there will be an end to this long line of furious hurricanes or if the Gulf Coast will eventually be completely wiped out. Is this really the end result of global warming? I wonder if the government can afford to build houses and buildings can be built strong enough to withstand 165 winds because that sure seems like where we are headed. Once again, the newsroom was buzzing tonight with news of Hurriance Rita. A large part of South Florida has been evacuated and when this storm heads in the Gulf, the warm waters are likely to create the same situation as Katrina by turning a category 2 or 3 into a 4 or 5. Predictors say there is a chance this hurricane could hit New Orleans again which sure is making Ray Nagin again look stupid as he he went against the feds by encouraging residents to come back into the city to have to turn around and tell them to evacuate again. Here's...
For those of you that might have missed the most crazy random headline of the past week, on Monday, August 22, The Rev. Pat Robertson , one-time presidential candidate and full-time zealous maniac made the following remark referring to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez: "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and I don't think any oil shipments will stop." He continued: "We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability." - - Take him out? Has America's favorite uber "Christian", who has blamed 9/11 on the ACLU (among others), been watching "The Sopranos" and conveniently forgotten one of the most important Ten Commandments? The ridiculous and hypocritical nature of this statement is newsworthy, but not the first...
Today I flew to Nashville for my grandmother's 83rd birthday (much more on that later), but I had some fun moments in the early a.m. on Southwest Airlines. First off, thanks to my LYB for giving her sister the hook up with a super cheap round-trip ticket to Nashville. Yes, I should have driven from Birmingham, but my car is in the shop and this ticket was cheaper than renting a car. Enough about all that, now to the humor. After two hours of sleep last night I boarded a plane this morning got an excellent window seat and sat peacefully with my Diet Coke and the ever frivolous SkyMall magazine. As the plane was turning on its pre-engine switches (you know where the fans come on, but the engine isn't on yet) an older woman, clothed in a bizarre South American dress with an embroidered woman on the front that said "Honduras", raised her hand and said to the flight attendant, "My husband will be here in five minutes." She said this very matter-of-factly like sh...
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I have been looking for a benefactor to donate a million dollars or so, so I can buy a small farm out in the country. Where I can bring all the cats and kittens too from all the humane shelters in the state and let them live out their lives. Naturally I will have all the females spayed. So if you know someone that is a cat lover but does not have the time or patience for the care but has a need for a charitable contribution, the send them myway.
Thanks.